Tuesday, July 21, 2009
*I love crying while watching sad movies.
*I love really depressing poetry but it makes me feel so real.
*I love singing in the shower and dancing in the dark, basically being weird and me without the all the attention.
*I love nerds.
*I love unloading my guts and just emptying the contents of my soul unto paper.
*I love that you don't know my secret.
What do you like to do that's weird (besides pretend to be interested in this blog)?
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Man Falls to Death In Chocolate
It sounds great to die in chocolate except your boiling...and worst of all raw bitter chocolate.
I'm sure you've seen this Failblog is wildly popular.
Nasty Teddies( Teddys?)
Darn environmental liberals, the fish is a species. Its not global warming!
So when I saw I went on the internets I wasnt expecting a unanimous decision but like come on!
How is a negative racial stereotype not racist? I mean cmon! It's common sense. But the guy says I'm wrong... I know I'm not.
But Fiona said
Arguing on the internet doesn't prove anyone right. You just end up feeling like a low self-esteemed simpleton. That does for both the winner and loser. By the way I'm Asian and I found that episode to be relatively amusing and not exactly insulting. Sometimes you just have to let these things go.
I don't know this douchebag but why I am so mad? My brother told me to drop it...ok then. Fiona doesnt even want to talk about because she think's theres so much polictal correctness. I hate when people say that. I mean honestly how can you be so oblivious and hide behind that line. You cant go around saying whatever the hell you want without consequences.
But am I really being that sensitive? The two people who read this blog, what do you think? I just idk...
Saturday, June 27, 2009
Boredom is an emotional state experienced during periods lacking activity or when individuals are uninterested in the activities presented to themI'm bored. I'm really really bored. So bored in fact i considered doing math practice. But not bored enough to follow through. I assure you my friends it will happen. Never in my life have I experienced such an awful thing. Maybe I have but don,t remember. How did I survive this last summer?
How are you guys getting over boredom? Maybe you have lives and are out doing things or your parents love you and they are spending time with you ( this doesnt include yelling).
The two people who read this blog ( Fiona and Karlene) what you are doing to get over the boredom.
Thursday, June 11, 2009
so ive always wanted to go to Russia, u know visit the architecturally famous sites in Moscow, chill with the locals in St. Petersburg, and maybe c a couple of cute hockey players (=T)
Maybe ill go to Germany =/
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Look it's no secret that the opposite sex can be confusing as an episode of Lost. People think women can be so confusing yes it is true but guys are just as worse. At least that's what I tell myself to justify the loneliness… but enough of self loathing.
Always grabbing crotches
Why? Why must guys insist in blatantly grabbing their crotches? I mean everyone does it football players, scientists, priest! When will it end? Does it itch? You don't see girls pushing their hands into their pants tickling their coochies. Well unless you're her.
Is it some kind of gesture through years of evolution show how tough and macho you are? I'm not the only one
Shirtless Myspace Pics
Why must guys take pictures of themselves on myspace even if they have no sort of muscle or anything that resembles muscle? I'm sorry if it seems like I'm trying to force men to fall into this stigma of super macho but cmon… Well girls do it too.
What guys really think
If you ask a guy what he likes most about you he'll say.
I like your smile.
What they really mean is
You boobs are perky
I like your ass
I can show you off to my friends.
Honk at girls
I was walking down the street when I see a car honking at this woman. One of the guys yell "Ay girl!!! You sho' is fine….. but not to me!" and they sped off. Of course I started laughing uncontrollably but then I felt really bad for her. That's an FML moment right there